“Think of it like a box of cake mix.

The box comes with directions on the side any eight-year-old can read.

All you have to do for God’s sake is give yourself a break and relax and for once shut the eff up and just following the directions on the side of the effing box.

It doesn’t matter one bit whether you like believe a cake will result, or whether you understand the like effing baking-chemistry of how a cake would result: if you just follow the mothereffing directions,and have sense enough to get help from slightly more experiences bakers to keep from effing the directions up if you get confused somehow, but basically the point was if you just follow the childish directions, a cake would result. 

You’ll have your cake.”

-David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

and we’ll eat it together.